Champagne Supernova: A Statistical Analysis of the Unquantifiable Daydreams of Liam Gallagher
I was hoping someone would gather the data and make these charts answering the three questions posed by Liam Gallagher at the the beginning of “Champagne Supernova.” Thank goodness Liz had some time on her hands.
Graham: I think all our records have had some…some kind of, uh, tan…tandem…tan…what’s the word (to Alex)?
Alex: Duality?
Graham: Duality…like…(laughs)
Interviewer: Duality? Sorry, I’m Swedish, I don’t understand…
Graham: Some kind of…tangenscen…cen…tics…
Alex: Transcendental?
Graham: Tan…tan…tan…
Alex: Tange-bollocks.
"You’re gonna take you gear off right now, you’re gonna turn around very slowly, you’re gonna bend over, and you’re gonna touch the fucking floor - for my viewing pleasure."
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s in a band called Phoenix, and he’s a very talented singer. His pitch on and off the record is VERY similar, you might even think that he’s lip-syncing. Take a look at their acoustic set here and music video here.
- You CAN NOT deny his accent. Through his singing, you would think that his accent is American, but guess what? He has a really thick french accent, and that makes him a lot hotter when he’s speaking in English.
- His name is ‘universally hot’. I mean come on, Thomas Mars, doesn’t that just explain ‘hotness’ right at you?
- He dresses so simple yet he looks really good in them, and it seems like he has a really good sense of style.
- Messy hair is definitely a turn on. When he sings, he likes to rub his hair and makes it all messy. it’s so hot every time he does it.
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[wonderwall] Noel claimed that the song was not about her ex wife Meg at all, “The meaning of that song was taken away from me by the media who jumped on it. How do you tell your Mrs it’s NOT about her once she’s read it is? It’s a song about an imaginary friend who’s gonna come and save you from yourself.”
“I BECAME MILLIONAIRE, FOUR TIMES A WEEK.” ~ Noel Gallagher on the wonders of Wonderwall.
Lorenzo Agius Photography
Champagne Supernova: A Statistical Analysis of the Unquantifiable Daydreams of Liam Gallagher
I was hoping someone would gather the data and make these charts answering the three questions posed by Liam Gallagher at the the beginning of “Champagne Supernova.” Thank goodness Liz had some time on her hands.
Graham: I think all our records have had some…some kind of, uh, tan…tandem…tan…what’s the word (to Alex)?
Alex: Duality?
Graham: Duality…like…(laughs)
Interviewer: Duality? Sorry, I’m Swedish, I don’t understand…
Graham: Some kind of…tangenscen…cen…tics…
Alex: Transcendental?
Graham: Tan…tan…tan…
Alex: Tange-bollocks.
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s in a band called Phoenix, and he’s a very talented singer. His pitch on and off the record is VERY similar, you might even think that he’s lip-syncing. Take a look at their acoustic set here and music video here.
- You CAN NOT deny his accent. Through his singing, you would think that his accent is American, but guess what? He has a really thick french accent, and that makes him a lot hotter when he’s speaking in English.
- His name is ‘universally hot’. I mean come on, Thomas Mars, doesn’t that just explain ‘hotness’ right at you?
- He dresses so simple yet he looks really good in them, and it seems like he has a really good sense of style.
- Messy hair is definitely a turn on. When he sings, he likes to rub his hair and makes it all messy. it’s so hot every time he does it.
[wonderwall] Noel claimed that the song was not about her ex wife Meg at all, “The meaning of that song was taken away from me by the media who jumped on it. How do you tell your Mrs it’s NOT about her once she’s read it is? It’s a song about an imaginary friend who’s gonna come and save you from yourself.”
“I BECAME MILLIONAIRE, FOUR TIMES A WEEK.” ~ Noel Gallagher on the wonders of Wonderwall.
Lorenzo Agius Photography
